February 2011
Before I take a test in school:
I’m all confident because I think I got this like
Then I get the test and I’m like
Then I sit there looking around for someone to copy off of like
Then I find some smart kid to copy off of so I’m all
But the bitchass usually covers their paper so I’m like
So then I just sit there and attempt to take this stupid test but it’s so hard so Im like
And I just hand in my test and sit at my desk like
Really really accurate…
I speak three languages fluently:
Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
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Mom: “It’s 1 o’clock! Get out of bed!”
Teacher: “Why didn’t you do your homework?”
Employer: “Why should I hire you?”
Friend: “Why are you being such a bitch today?”








